It’s gross for anyone to vacuum under the couch. Ours happens to be L-shaped. It’s 13 feet long on one side. That’s a lot of couch for things to gather. I got the broom out and started scooping everything out this morning. I usually peek under and try to vacuum as much as I can, but it’s only once a month (or maybe less than that…) that I really get everything out. This morning there was enough dog hair to make some yarn and knit a hat or something. Couldn’t even count how many Nerf darts or airsoft pellets. About 8 socks and one shoe. A hat. A pork rind. Four dog toys and a brand spanking new vial of insulin still in the box. Ugh.